In Definitely Not Fried Chicken, you’re in charge of selling unhealthy food to people and conquering the criminal underworld on the side.
What did you want to be when you were a child, sitting in the sandbox, gazing dreamily at the sky and thinking about your future? An astronaut? A police officer? A snack bar owner who sells illegal substances in the back room?
We sincerely hope that you are now either floating in space or chasing criminals. Because there are much easier ways to pursue the third career path. For example, Definitely Not Fried Chicken, the new free game in the Epic Store.
- How long do you have? From January 30 to February 5, 2026, at 4:59 p.m.
- Where can you get the game? Click here
Free in the Epic Store: Definitely Not Fried Chicken
At its core, the title is a thoroughly challenging business simulation. You can’t just run your snack bar into the ground; on the contrary, the money has to keep rolling in!
The only problem is that selling fried chicken doesn’t bring in as much money as you, the shop owner, would like. So what’s the next logical step? Exactly: drug deals in the back room. And they’re big business. Over the course of the game, you build a veritable criminal empire just a few meters away from your unsuspecting customers.
Selling food, hiring (and firing) staff, making new contacts in the underworld – there’s plenty to do. So if you have a good excuse ready for the next time someone asks you what you do for a living, nothing stands in the way of a few hours of fun in front of the PC.
If, on the other hand, you don’t want to tarnish your clean slate with shady deals, we won’t let you down. Take a look at the articles above. There you’ll find lots of new games recommended by us, some of which are even heavily discounted. Some, on the other hand, haven’t been released yet, but you should definitely keep an eye out for them.
Have you already played Definitely Not Fried Chicken, and if so, how is business going? Feel free to write in the comments whether you think the game is any good!
